Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

- Abbie Nielsen  (via narobe)

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catp0rn:

red3blog:

What the…

Cats are somethin else

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ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

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asidewalksymphony:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

SCREAMS HAPPILY

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me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

stfuconservatives:

antiprolife:

Things that lower abortion rates:

  • Better access to condoms
  • Accessible birth control 
  • Accessible Plan - B pills
  • Comprehensive sex education

Things that do not lower abortion rates:

  • Abstinence-Only sex education
  • Banning contraceptives
  • Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
  • Making abortion illegal

Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive

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I’m drunk off free cocktails so here’s a selfie from Saturday.

I’m drunk off free cocktails so here’s a selfie from Saturday.

oh-wikipedia:

championisjustatitle:

ozwinozwald:

inkerdoodle:

When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

image

http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/

you’re welcome

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*reblogs for later reference*

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ironxwilled:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

How many times can I reblog this

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awwww-cute:

She was sleeping in the dark and I turned on the light

awwww-cute:

She was sleeping in the dark and I turned on the light

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onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

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